搞笑英文諺語大全
1、先釘樁子後系驢，先撒窩子後釣魚。
First nail the stake, then tie the donkey, first scatter the nest and then fish.
2、人不缺地的工，地不缺人的糧。
No man lacks land for his work and no man's food for his land.
3、再甜的甘蔗不如糖，再親的嬸子不如娘。
Sugar is not as sweet as sugar, and aunt is not as sweet as mother.
4、入門休問榮枯事，觀看容顏便得知。
When you get to the door, you will find out when you look at your face.
5、好鐵要經三回爐，好書要經百回讀。
Good iron goes through three hearths and good books go through a hundred.
6、雜草剷除要趁早，孩兒教育要從小。
Weeds should be eradicated as early as possible and children should be educated from an early age.
7、姑舅親，輩輩親，打斷骨頭連着筋。
Uncles and relatives, from generation to generation, broke the bones and tendons.
8、自己做錯不算數，別人做錯打**。
It doesn't matter what you do wrong, others do wrong spanking.
9、桃三杏四梨五年，葡萄兩年就換錢。
Peaches, apricots and pears are five years old, and grapes change money in two years.
10、家人說話耳旁風，外人說話金字經。
Family members speak indifferently, while outsiders speak in golden scriptures.
11、拳不離手，曲不離口。
Fist does not leave the hand, song does not leave the mouth.
12、人怕沒臉，樹怕沒皮。
People are afraid of losing face and trees are afraid of losing bark.
13、人家誇，一朵花；自己誇，人笑話。
People praise, a flower; they praise, people laugh.
14、人怕信心齊，虎怕成羣。
People fear confidence, tigers fear crowds.
15、門前有馬非爲富，家中有人不算窮。
There are horses in front of the door who are not rich, and some in the family who are not poor.
16、秦嶺山脈一條線，南吃大米北吃麪。
There is a line in the Qinling Mountains, where rice is eaten in the South and noodles in the north.
17、有了千錢想萬錢，當了皇帝想成仙。
Thoughts of thousands of money, when the emperor wants to become immortal.
18、人到四十五，正是出山虎。
When people reach 45, it is the mountain tiger.
19、秀才餓死不賣書，壯士窮途不賣劍。
Scholars die of hunger and do not sell books, but warriors do not sell swords.
20、命裏有時終需有，命裏無時莫強求。
You will have it if it belongs to you,whereas you don't kvetch for it if it doesn't appear in your life.
21、一人說話全有理，兩人說話見高低。
One person speaks with all reason, two people speak with high or low.
22、人不虧地皮，地不虧肚皮。
No man loses his skin, no man loses his belly.
23、阿大穿新，阿二穿舊，阿三穿補，要四穿破。
A Da wears new clothes, A Er wears old clothes, A San wears mending clothes, four wears broken.
24、一家之計在於和，一生之計在於勤。
A family's plan lies in harmony and a lifetime's plan lies in diligence.
25、忠實的人，對人處處關心；虛僞的人，對人當面奉承。
Faithful people care about people everywhere; hypocritical people flatter people face to face.
26、經常用的鑰匙，總是閃閃的；潺潺淌的泉水，總是清亮亮的。
The keys that are often used are always shining; the bubbling springs are always bright.
27、受恩深處宜先退，得意濃時便可休。
It is better to retreat from the depths of gratitude, and then rest when you are proud.
28、人不在大小，馬不在高低。
People are not big, horses are not high or low.
29、有愛情的生活是幸福的，爲愛情而生活是愚蠢的。
Life with love is happy, life for love is foolish.
30、人活七十稀，請教不爲低。
Seventy people live a sparse life.
31、一個雞蛋吃不飽，一身臭名背到老。
An egg is not enough to eat, and it's notorious all the time.
32、一家養女百家求，一馬不行百家憂。
One family needs a hundred daughters, but one horse can't make a hundred families worry.
33、光說不幹，事事落空；又說又幹，馬到成功。
If you say nothing, everything falls short; if you say something and do it again, you will succeed.
34、不怕虎狼當面坐，只怕人前兩面刀。
They are not afraid of sitting face to face with tigers and wolves, but of knives on both sides.
35、人怕餓，地怕荒。
People are afraid of hunger, but people are afraid of famine.
36、窮家難捨，熟地難離。
Poor families are inseparable from familiarity.
37、不要看公羊叫得厲害，要看他過河的本領。
Don't look at the ram barking badly, but at his ability to cross the river.
38、十年窗下無人問，一舉成名天下知。
No one asked under the window for ten years, and it became famous all over the world.
39、弟兄不和鄰里欺，將相不和鄰國欺。
If a brother does not deceive his neighbour, he will not deceive his neighbour.
40、擒龍要下海，打虎要上山。
Catching dragons is to go to sea and fighting tigers is to go up the hill.
41、屋裏無燈望月出，身上無衣望天熱。
There was no lamp in the house to watch the moon rise, and no clothes to watch the heat.
42、留得五湖明月在，不愁無處下金鉤。
Keep the bright moon in the lakes, there is no place to worry about the golden hook.
43、人哄地皮，地哄肚皮。
People coax the ground, the ground coax the belly.
44、不怕吃飯揀大碗，就怕幹活愛偷懶。
Not afraid to eat and pick big bowls, but afraid to work lazy.
45、人怕話多，活怕人做。
People are afraid to talk much, but they are afraid to do anything.
46、人合心，馬合套。
People fit in, horses fit in.
47、天冷不凍織女手，荒年不餓勤耕人。
Weaver hands are not frozen in cold weather, and hard-working people are not hungry in barren years.
48、糊塗蟲不知聰明的可貴，健康不知患病的痛苦。
Muddleworms do not know the value of intelligence, health does not know the pain of illness.
49、人惡人怕天不怕，人善人欺天不欺。
The wicked are afraid of heaven, but the good deceive heaven.
