英語搞笑諺語
1、人家誇，一朵花；自己誇，人笑話。
People praise, a flower; they praise, people laugh.
2、好漢做事幹到底，好馬登程跑到頭。
A good man does everything to the end, and a good horse runs to the end.
3、一根筷子容易折，十根筷子硬如鐵。
One chopstick folds easily, ten chopsticks are as hard as iron.
4、十年窗下無人問，一舉成名天下知。
No one asked under the window for ten years, and it became famous all over the world.
5、勤是搖錢樹，儉是聚寶盆。
Diligence is a cash cow, and thrift is a treasure trough.
6、擒龍要下海，打虎要上山。
Catching dragons is to go to sea and fighting tigers is to go up the hill.
7、自己做錯不算數，別人做錯打**。
It doesn't matter what you do wrong, others do wrong spanking.
8、一千個嘴把式，頂不上一個手把式。
A thousand mouthholds, not one handleholds.
9、人到四十五，正是出山虎。
When people reach 45, it is the mountain tiger.
10、受恩深處宜先退，得意濃時便可休。
It is better to retreat from the depths of gratitude, and then rest when you are proud.
11、再甜的甘蔗不如糖，再親的嬸子不如娘。
Sugar is not as sweet as sugar, and aunt is not as sweet as mother.
12、門前有馬非爲富，家中有人不算窮。
There are horses in front of the door who are not rich, and some in the family who are not poor.
13、好鐵要經三回爐，好書要經百回讀。
Good iron goes through three hearths and good books go through a hundred.
14、人強人欺病，人弱病欺人。
A strong man deceives a sick man, a weak man deceives a sick man.
15、姑舅親，輩輩親，打斷骨頭連着筋。
Uncles and relatives, from generation to generation, broke the bones and tendons.
16、爲人不做虧心事，半夜敲門心不驚。
Don't be afraid to knock at the door in the middle of the night.
17、娘想兒，長江水，兒想娘，哭一場。
Niang wants to cry, Yangtze River, Niang wants to cry.
18、一舉首登龍虎榜，十年身到風凰池。
First place on the list of dragons and tigers, ten years to Fenghuangchi.
19、阿大穿新，阿二穿舊，阿三穿補，要四穿破。
A Da wears new clothes, A Er wears old clothes, A San wears mending clothes, four wears broken.
20、狐狸總要露尾巴，毒蛇總要吐舌頭。
A fox always shows its tail and a snake always spits its tongue.
21、四川太陽雲南風，貴州落雨如過冬。
Sichuan sun Yunnan wind, Guizhou rain like winter.
22、小時不教成渾蟲，長大不學成懶龍。
If you don't teach a worm in an hour, if you grow up, you don't learn to be a lazy dragon.
23、人活七十稀，請教不爲低。
Seventy people live a sparse life.
24、人愛富的，狗咬窮的。
People love the rich, but dogs bite the poor.
25、桃花要趁東風開，幸福要靠勞動來。
Peach blossoms blossom in the East wind, and happiness depends on labor.
26、皮裏生的皮裏熱，皮裏不生冷似鐵。
The skin is hot, but not cold as iron.
27、泥人經不起雨淋，假話經不起對證。
The clay man can't stand the rain and the falsehood can't stand the proof.
28、秦嶺山脈一條線，南吃大米北吃麪。
There is a line in the Qinling Mountains, where rice is eaten in the South and noodles in the north.
29、窮家難捨，熟地難離。
Poor families are inseparable from familiarity.
30、逢着瞎子不談光，逢着癩子不談瘡。
Whenever blind people talk about light, whenever sick people don't talk about sores.
31、人各有心，物各有主。
Every man has his own heart and every thing has its own.
32、留得五湖明月在，不愁無處下金鉤。
Keep the bright moon in the lakes, there is no place to worry about the golden hook.
33、大狗爬牆，小狗看樣。
The big dog climbs the wall, the little dog looks like it.
34、根深不怕風搖動，樹正何愁影子斜。
Deep roots do not fear the wind to shake, the tree is why sad shadow oblique.
35、拳不離手，曲不離口。
Fist does not leave the hand, song does not leave the mouth.
36、人不虧地皮，地不虧肚皮。
No man loses his skin, no man loses his belly.
37、人怕餓，地怕荒。
People are afraid of hunger, but people are afraid of famine.
38、人多出韓信，智多出孔明。
More people than Han Xin, more wisdom than Kong Ming.
39、留得五湖明月在，不怕沒處下金鉤。
Leave five lakes bright moon in, not afraid of no place to lay golden hook.
40、不怕虎狼當面坐，只怕人前兩面刀。
They are not afraid of sitting face to face with tigers and wolves, but of knives on both sides.
41、枯木逢春猶再發，人無兩度再少年。
Dead trees return in spring, and no one is ever young again.
42、一等二靠三落空，一感二幹三成功。
First class, second class and third class fail, and second class succeeds.
43、人前若愛爭長短，人後必然說是非。
If a man loves to contend for his merits, he will say yes or no later.
44、人在福中不知福，船在水中不知流。
A man knows no happiness in happiness, but a ship knows no flow in water.
45、人合心，馬合套。
People fit in, horses fit in.
46、雜草剷除要趁早，孩兒教育要從小。
Weeds should be eradicated as early as possible and children should be educated from an early age.
47、爸爸雖然是禿子，兒子仍然喊爸爸。
Although his father is bald, his son still calls for his father.
48、愛吹牛的人，嘴邊冒着青煙。
A boaster has smoke on his lips.
49、人急投親，鳥急投林。
People rush to relatives, birds rush to forests.
50、經常用的鑰匙，總是閃閃的；潺潺淌的泉水，總是清亮亮的。
The keys that are often used are always shining; the bubbling springs are always bright.
